love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hey, everyone on facebook, stop being dicks about Valentine's Day. Your hate is neither intelligent or original. We all know if you did have a significant other you would be all over facebook writing "I wuv you bbz [sic]" or "Dinner and movies with my luv [sic]". The only thing I hate more than people writing stuff like that on facebook are people who bitch about Valentine's day multiple times on the day and leading up to the day.

I don't have "anyone" to celebrate it with but you can bet I'm going to go give my friends lots of extra hugs today because I love them, and that is enough. Because everyone deserves a happy snowy shitty day. Maybe you're just hateful because you think no one cares about you, but for what it's worth...I do.*

And if you want you can come to my house and we can have a single people Valentine's day together. I will bake chocolate chip cookies for you while we drink coffee/alcohol. I also have oreos for those of you who think I should not be drunk and playing with fire.** That would be a good day all around.

* I am not just saying that so you'll give me candy. But I do like candy. Especially those hearts with the peppermint sprinkles on them. Om nom nom. OR PEPPERMINT HOT CHOCOLATE FROM DENNY'S!

** Though, I have a fire extinguisher.