Meow.

Morning after your Goodbye You Strange American party when you're:

• Realizing how much alcohol you consumed and curious as to why you don't feel like crap.
• Remembering all the strange and wondrous people you met last night. 
• Knowing that through many conversations you just smiled and nodded because you didn't understand anything they were saying. 
• Remembering you were talking in your Russian accent. 
• Remembering rolling around on the floor and acting like a cat to prove to Ben and Nick you were an actual cat. And Ben kept telling you that you almost had him fooled but then you talked and cats don't talk. 
• Finally almost fully awake and feel like you want to eat all the things.
• Wishing you could find the game room keys so that you could grab your ipod and go for a walk. 
• Wishing you could find the game room keys so you can continue compulsively unpacking and repacking. 
• Wishing you could find the game room keys so you can sit in there instead of the living room. 
• Wondering where your coke went to. Remembering that Jacko drank all of it. 
• In disbelief that you're the only person awake/ 
• Remembering you tried unsuccessfully to eat an entire 12'' pepperoni and jalapeno pizza.

Coffee.