I'm in Liverpool, it is full of yays.
There are tons of magical things here. I will post some pictures later to illustrate all the crazy things I've seen so far.
So this happened today...Graham and I were walking to Tesco to purchase his sister a gift of alcohol. When this long haired Jesus looking hipster fellow in a bright yellow jacket and weird hat started eyeing me. It started out from afar and then became increasingly more uncomfortable as he walked closer to us while pushing his bike along. I didn't know what to do so I made this o.- sort of face...then I smiled uncomfortably while making this face 0.0 once he did this "bite lip, head nod thing."
As he passed and we crossed the street I said, ''Seriously?! Did you see that shit?"
Graham looked at me confused for a moment and said, "Oh, the guy checking you out? Yeah."
"That was creepy, I feel so violated. It was like he was undressing me with his eyes but I was wearing too many clothes so it was taking a long time."
I don't even know why that happened...I wasn't even wearing my hot girl disguise and I haven't showered. Oh and I'm pretty sure right before I noticed him doing it I was dancing around and making a Janka face at Graham because he was talking about these statues that I could go take pictures with.
Hashtags: Men are weird. Hipsters are weird. I seriously don't know how to take any sort of compliment. Jesus eye violated me. Liverpool.
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