Letter to a part of my body...

Dear Eye lashes,

Why are you so long? You make me look like I'm wearing really badly applied fake ones. It sucks to curl you because you're so thick you just fall limp anyway. It sucks to put mascara on you because you just clump up and I have to sit there with my nails and individually comb your strands.

You also get it the way when I'm trying to apply eye liner. So I can't see what I'm doing.

Also your bottom ones are too long. There is something wrong when your bottom lashes are just as long, if not longer than your top ones.

I look like this:

Sort of.
Actually more like this:

And that is my real life eye without mascara on the bottom lashes. And not curled. Yes


You can be pretty, but still it is getting ridiculous that taking care of you is the longest of my transformation of pretty - trying to trick people into thinking I'm good looking time.

Yup.