The Life Cycle of Every Paper I've Ever Written

Ah, the elusive paper, this fine specimen is written by Megan Harris no less. You can tell it is of the M. Harris variety because of its slender body.



The M. Harris paper tends to have a very rough life. The birth of one is one of the most excruciatingly horrible things to witness here on earth. It is said that when one of these rare creatures are birthed from the mind of a Megan Harris that thousands of peoples' souls get sucked into the atmosphere in a millisecond.



The paper looks like primordial ooze in the larvae stage and is commonly described to resemble knowledge vomit spreading everywhere without direction.



In its pupa stage it finds itself a trash can to curl up inside and in more recent years it has evolved to hide within electric trash folders on PCs.



After numerous fruitless attempts to transition into its adult form it finally makes it into the thin creature we see before us. It lives in this stage for only a few weeks to migrate to another place but dies immediately upon returning from its migration. No one is quite sure what happens on this migration but the M. Harris Papers seems to return with varying amounts of battle wounds. Perhaps they get into a great battle, perhaps the wounds are from courtship with other papers, no one is really certain about this short time.