I'm not your protagonist, I'm not even my own. My wet heart catches on every thorn, you're already halfway out the door.

Went to a tattoo convention and got two new tattoos and met a lovely tattoo artist who I've decided is a new bestie of mine. We discussed designing a fun, long Furby tattoo together. 

Got sick of my hair and chopped all my bangs in my bathroom tonight and went downstairs to Shawn like, "Oh yeah, my hair was pissing me off again." 

We just got over the flu or something in this house. I literally thought I was going to die. I was so confused. I get vaxxed for everything all the time because I am so immunocompromised that I get sick if someone whispers that they're sick from four houses away from me. What sucks more is we are currently doing a stimulation cycle for IVF. I was so scared that being sick was going to fuck it up that I was furiously googling, "Will drinking liquid iv hurt my ER cycle?" "How high does my fever have to be to harm my stim cycle?" "Will cold medicine interact with IV stimulation medicine?" 

It's my last cycle that my work will cover, and I am so nervous. We have a good reserve already. I just wanted a few more embryos saved up. 

My friend Eevee and I planned a fun watch party for Love is Blind. I got into the show because my favorite YouTuber started reacting to it, discussing the psychological aspects and using it as a jumping-off point to discuss psychology and attachment styles. I was devouring his content, so I just started watching it as "required reading" for his YouTube channel. This season, they're in Ohio, and of course, it is full of terrible people. My friend is not from here, and she was like, "I can see why you had a lot of trouble finding Shawn and ended up doing a lot of long distance." I was like, "You know, men were somehow worse than this when I was in my 20s." Which is saying a lot because it seems like a lot of the men on this season are MAGA cult members, which is.... just disgusting. Republicans are, quite possibly, the worst of all Americans. Democrats are also terrible, but mostly because they are all spineless. 

I hate everyone; we should eat the rich.