the conversations you have when you know someone too well.

My old roommate and still dearest janka got her on campus interview to work at miami university at the stem college. yay. yay. yay. i am really proud of her and i hope she does well. they only could really grasp a very small amount of her awesome during the skype interview, so i am sure once they see the whole thing they will have no choice but to hire her.

Marie: i got the on campus interview at miami! i am so nervous, i just pooped.
Megan: congrats on the interview and the pooping.

yeah, we're almost too blunt to function.