"My child's baby..." "Dave...what!?!"

Megan: We've been waiting 3 hours for you to show up at waffle house, Dave.
Dave: Sorry, I was working.
Megan: No sorrys! I came back specifically to help you through your difficult break up. Now give me a hug.
Linds: *scoffs*
Megan: Shhhhh, he doesn't need to know the real reason was because my visa ran out.
Dave: Wait, why did you come back?
Megan: Because...Dan and I broke up? And my visa ran out?
Dave: Wait...is Dan the guy in England.
Megan: ....Yeah....? 0____o (You've met him a year ago.)
Dave: Okay, welcome back.
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*Pets Dave's back after teasing him*
Megan: I'm sorry...I didn't mean that.
Dave: I like that.
Megan: You like to be made fun of?
Dave: No...I like to be touched in a friendly way.
Megan: Creeperrrr.
Megan: Ooooo you should change your OkC name to platonictouches.
Dave: Then I'll be more creepy than I already am.
Megan: Yeah, sushi_vandal isn't helping that either.

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Megan: You know who they're both acting like....
Megan: The messaging, the behind the back stuff, it is all so....
Dave & Megan in unison and slowly: Lesssslllliiieeee.
Megan: That is getting creepy.
Dave: I know.
Megan: Jinx you owe me coffee.

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Megan: Dave you never message any girls we send you. I don't see the point in doing it. You're just going to be over critical of them or yourself.
Dave: I won't. Here homework: Send me 5 of their okcupids by Friday.
Megan: School does not start until the 18th. I'm not doing homework until then.

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Dave: This girl is the only 94% match with me in 250 miles.
Megan: Where does she live?
Dave: Ohio.
Megan: What is she like?
Dave: She quoted a book in her summary. That irritates me.
Megan: ?
Dave: She also forgot to capitalize a word.
Megan: ?
Dave: Everything irritates me.
Dave: Oh she likes 1920s fashion. I really am irritated by her now.
Megan: Hahahahah. None of those things are "bad." Have fun being old, alone, and irritated by everything stupid.
Dave: I am.

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Dave: Why do you guys deprecate me all the time.
Megan: Because we love you?
Dave: It doesn't feel like it.
Megan: Well at least we deprecate you and don't defecate on you. Silver lining.
Jason: She has a point.
Linds: Our whole friendship with you is built on you or someone else putting you down. It is all based on love though.
Megan: It is your niche, roll with it.

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And that was a successful Waffle House night. I should probably sleep now. And change my laptop clock...because it isn't 9am.

Listened to Gaslight on the way home with Linds...all the good moods/vibes are belonging to me.