Anon messages I have received.

I just received another 5 very, very strange/rude/perverse anonymous messages on my tumblr blog. 

Thought I would post them + some others I remember since it has been a while since I wrote something funny and a little snarky. 

Anonymous Asks: 

Kill yourself you hipster fag. 

Ok, wait...who are you addressing? I'm neither of those things. 

Anonymous Asks: 

dn't no how a ugli loser liek u got a bf. 

Don't know how a poorly educated person like yourself thought it was a good idea to read a blog. 

Anonymous Asks: 

Cut yourself already. 

I just got a paper cut today while filling out stuff...does that count? No. Okay. *Forever Alone*

Anonymous Asks: 

I bet your kinky. 

Uh, I bet "you're" inappropriate. 

Anonymous Asks: 

The world would be a better place without you in it. 

No, it would probably suck as much as it does already because people like you would still be in it. 

Anonymous Asks: 

You can't fix ugly. 

I may be ugly but I can cover that up or get plastic surgery. You will always be a rude heartless asshole. There is no changing that. 

Anonymous Asks: 

I would drag my balls across hot desert sand in order to touch your face. 

This is sweet...in a way...but it also makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. And find out who you are so I can get a restraining order. 

Anonymous Asks: 

Gays go to hell. Have fun in hell. 

Thanks, I will all my friends will be there. 

Okay...hope those were enjoyable. There were more but I kind of forget them and don't save them all. There were really, really, scary death threat ones too. But I won't post those. Because I remember them verbatim but they make me really depressed. 

I should really turn off anonymous comments on tumblr but I don't really care. I just get depressed that there are people out there who take the extra 2 minutes to tell me how much I suck just to see if they can get a rise out of me. Really gives me second thoughts about the human race. 

Anyway, I'm sure there will be more, there always is. For not having many followers. I'm exceedingly popular to pick on. That's cool. They're probably jealous that I made my own tumblr layout with my awesome html/graphic design skills.