Invention:

Lingerie measurers in your computer.

I should be able to press a button and these robotic hands come out of my computer and squeeze my breasts. Then a number should show up on the screen "36 C" or "34 B" or something. I lost count after my breasts spilt over Bs.

Also these hands should wrap around my hips and measure the size of my panties. S, M, L, XL, I don't care - I can't fucking tell.

Same with pants and shoes!
Damn it!