Are you informed of my terrifying ordeal now? Good, because I worked really hard on that in MS Paint and I don't like MS Paint. Well, this picture is kind of a half truth of the real thing. I wasn't wearing a purple triangle dress.
But I was shaking and the bar stool kept moving side to side. It was crazy hard to control.
I found this real picture of what everything looked like when I was done.
I feel like I need some more strings of them because my room is so weirdly shaped that having them just in the corner looks odd. Also there is a big gap in the middle where the two different strands connected and I was too shaky to plan it to look a little less noticeable. But whatever, I'm so bad ass. They should make awards for this kind of badassery. Overcoming fears just to add minor weird things to my ceiling.
I wish I was afraid of things that weren't slightly life altering. Like normal things normal people are afraid of...like being mugged in Youngstown, or snakes, rats, or spiders, or sharks, or man eating wild animals. But I'm not afraid of anything "normal." I'm afraid of things most people can do calmly without a big mindfuck ordeal happening within their heads. Okay, a lot of people are afraid of heights. And I am afraid of certain kinds of spiders...but it depends on the size. The smaller...the more terrified I am of them. I LOVE TARANTULAS though. So cute. And scorpions. SO CUTE. AND BATS, I WANT A BAT SO BAD.
Wait...we were talking about lights...oh yeah.
Look at this:
Okay...and the moral of this blog is that I am awesome and I can't stay on point...at all.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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