These are just some quick Dad-isms that happened today.
Megan: *talking about lady she talked to at the gate from Atlanta who attacked her after she left the plane* Then she gave me this pamphlet and said that she really liked me and 'wanted to see me in heaven.'
Dad: Ha, good luck with that.
Megan: Are you saying that if there was a heaven I wouldn't get in? Damn you. You have such a low opinion of me.
Dad: Haahahahahahah. No.
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Dad: *talking about the plants of Megan's he's baby sitting* I would suggest that you leave the cactus when you move out again though. I think it and the money tree have a thing.
Megan: What?
Dad: Yeah, they're always sitting next to each other. You can tell there is something going on there.
Megan: So many things wrong with this conversation.
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Dad: *leaves his turn signal on*
Megan: Dad, your turn -
Dad: *talks about the cat*
Megan: turn sign-
Dad: *talks about the cat*
Megan: SIGNAL YOUR SIGNAL
Dad: Oh thanks! *turns off signal*
Megan: *sighs*
Dad: Man Megan, I don't know how I lived to the year 1986 without you around.
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Dad: Did you see your bamboo...do you think it got bigger?
Megan: Yes...not as big as Choice [the cat] got though.
Dad: Grrrr.
Dad: SERIOUSLY! I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S SO FAT. What am I feeding her?!?
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