I like that I can keep notes in my phone...

Dad: Oh she was really awkward. Standing there like she didn't know what to do. She had that wide eyed scared look in her eyes.
Megan: You mean like me.
Dad: Noooo...you're not...
Megan: Stares at him. 
Dad: Yeah.
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Dave: Animals are people too.
Dave: People you can eat.
Megan: You creep me out, all the time.
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Megan: Pouting at Dave.
Dave: What even is that?!
Megan: Pouts at Dave in a different style.
Dave: That's even worse!
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Megan: Puts on her father's glasses. With these glasses on do I look like you?
Dad: Yes. Exactly.
Later while they're eating dinner.
Dad: With these glasses on do I look like you?
Megan: Dad, I don't wear glasses. You just look like me trying to look like you.
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Going past McMenamy's (where I used to work).
Megan: OH MY GOD! They painted McMenamy's...it looks like puke.
Dad: Yeah I was going to message you about it but the ugliness of the yellow was just too hard to describe.
Megan: What I don't get is that they're an Irish Pub like place...why are they painting their building a sad excuse for tuscan yellow?