Upbeat conversations.

Some words between friends.


Dave: I look dauper today.
Megan: You look ridiculous.
Dave: I don't care.
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Dave: But then again I drink with my mom so any coolness that I get from drinking top shelf vodka is diminished.
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While walking back from campus in the cold.
Jen: I got two pears in my pocket.
Megan: Sounds like a euphemism for being gay. "Yeah man, so I heard that he's got two pears in his pocket. If you know what I'm saying."
Jen: laughs My pears are freezing!
Megan: looks at her I'm not even going to touch that one.
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Megan: I just realized I'm mildly self-destructive.
Dave: You just realized this?
Megan: Well yea. Never saw it before.

Dave: You evoke a rage in me that I don't quite understand! clenches fist
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Chris: How do you know he's gay?
Megan: Because he looks gay and acts gay...and Josh knows him and apparently knows he is gay.
Chris: How do you know how a gay person is supposed to act/look?
Megan: Well I assume they'd be a lot like you.
Chris: THAT'S IT! You're walking home!
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And this is not a friend conversation...but I found it and realized how much I missed working the bar shift at Perkins.


Man: Megan...is it okay if I call you "Shorty Doowopp?"
Megan: Sure...I don't mind being called..."Shorty....doowopp?"
Man: Megan let me tell you...fruit and whip cream - the American Dream.
Megan: Uh huh.
Man: Megan what are you: married, divorced, datin'?
Megan: I'm uhm...nothing. Guys don't date me because I'm too awesome.
Two Woman Laugh
Man: Oh, well let me tell you something, stay nothing for as long as you can. And you're super awesome you just gotta find someone who deserves it, and that's serious.
Woman one: Give Megan your god damned order! You're wastin' her time.
Man: I Will! Megan, you got a beautiful smile. One of the most beautiful ones I've ever seen.
Megan: Thanks. What kind of muffin did you want?
Man: giggles
Woman 2: Tell the girl how you want your muffin!
Man: How I want Megan's muffin, or how I want the muffin I'm going to be eatting?
Megan: Awkward glances
Man: I'm just joking, blueberry. The scrambler with fruit and a blueberry muffin. Got it. Okay.
Megan: Okay I'll be right out ya'll. brings out food later, goes back to check when they finish - looks at man, puts hand on her hip Did you want any desserts or was that muffin enough for ya? points at barely touched muffin
Women start laughing. One: Oh man Megan I love you!
Two: You can roll with us. Megan just sent that one to you man and you can't send it back! laughs
One: We gotta come here more often to hang with you. ..
Man: Let me tell you Megan...it is never enough.


I ended up talking him into buying a whole apple pie after all of that to take home with him so he could "watch Cheaters! and eat it with a fork." I was really good at that Perkins gig apparently.