Megan: Are you kidding? All food is an excuse to put cheese in your mouth.
Megan: Apparently you need the same amount of strength to flush the toilet as you need to open doors in this house. Both of which seem to be pretty hard to me.
Graham and his roommate (Shep) look at Megan confused
Megan: I'm not kidding I had to slam down that toilet flushy thing with all my body weight and then I couldn't turn the handle on the door when I wanted to get out.
Graham: If you want really strong coffee you need to put enough for a full pot in the filter but turn it on half pot.
Megan: Or you could just eat the coffee grounds with a spoon.
Looks
Megan: I've done it.
Graham: It would be really funny to hear a rap song that was like, "Bitches, bitches, bitches, hoes, bitches, getting drunk."
Megan: Wait...they're not like that?
Graham: Look at how pocket size Megan is.
Graham's 6 foot something roommate, Shep, stands up next to me.
Shep: Oh my god, you are short...but not that short.
Megan: I'm also wearing heels right now too.
Shep: Take them off.
Takes off boots.
Shep: POCKET SIZED!
Megan: Graham, I love your monitor for your computer...it makes every thing look so big.
Everyone laughs
Megan: Have you ever just wanted to take a picture of your penis and put it up on the screen?
More laughing
Shep: Please don't.
Megan: Yeah, don't. But still, it would be funny. If I had a penis, I would do it.
Megan: I always date guys with one like really unique thing about them...which becomes their nickname. Like there was Big Eyes, small eyes, small hands, guitar guy, cheeks...
Laughing
Graham: Would you date a guy with two or more unique things about them.
Megan: No...unless I didn't get it from the first impression. If so, two is too many.
Shep: What is this tumblr thing?
Megan: Awesome. LOOK FOOD PORN!
Megan is moaning
Megan: Look at that cute sushi!
Shep: Why don't you eat something.
Megan: I like to torture myself.
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