Lack of sleep and an hour train ride where an old lady was mean to me incited this...

Walks into graham's kitchen
Megan: OMG THE FLOOR IS SO SHINY.
lays on floor, starts to fall asleep. 
Graham: Get up? Go to bed?
Megan: SHINY FLOOORRRR 

Megan: I don't want your roommates to hate me because I am upset and weird.
Graham: They won't hate you. You're weird, they'll love you. Plus you can't be as weird as them.
Megan: Are you sure? I'm extra weird right now because my brain is so tired.
crosses the road while screaming for no reason
Megan: See...I don't even know where that came from!

 Megan: Will your friends not like me if I meow a lot?
Graham: No we do it here too. If you have a repeatative action and always do it then you'll fit in well.
Megan: Good, because all my actions are repeatative.
pause
Megan: What if I wear my pants on my head?
puts pajama pants on her head. 
Graham: They'll be jealous because they'll think it is cool hair.
Megan: Why am I not sleeping?