Mr. Dan Motherfucking Grundy is going to be here in FIVE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS from MOTHERFUCKING England to spend THREE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS with me in MOTHERFUCKING America. I'm really excited. As you can probably tell.
I don't even like the coalesced version of the above mention profane phrase. I just thought it better to describe all the HOLY FUCK I'm feeling right now. I want to clean my whole house like a opossum on crack (AKA Charlie Sheen). I want to buy all the food he will ever want and shower him in beef jerky when he arrives. I want to sleep, just sleep and not do anything else until he gets here. Then I want to jank around like a psychotic hippopotamus for hours.
Thursday...3 finals....and then THURSDAY.
Holy shit, man. I hope I stay alive til then.
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